Goldi
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
Goldi is an interactive storybook which combines the hard-hitting political cynicism of Goldilocks and the Three Bears with the lighthearted whimsy of everyone's favourite bedtime story: Machiavelli's The Prince.
Explore the three bear's house and mess with their things. Eat their porridge, sleep on their beds, use Child Bear's phone to post bad jokes on Twitter.
Each time you are caught, you will get a new ending constructed from 120 different fully voiced conclusions.
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Status | Released |
Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
Rating | Rated 4.0 out of 5 stars (2 total ratings) |
Author | Ed Curtis-Sivess |
Tags | Fairy Tale, free, goldilocks, machiavelli, public-domain, the-prince, Voice Acting, Walking simulator |
Average session | About a half-hour |
Languages | English |
Inputs | Keyboard, Mouse |
Accessibility | Subtitles |
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